@supremehusbands I am physically combusting now and I won’t stop you and you know that daddy but I’ll have you gasping on the floor someday if you know what I mean ;)
i love soft mutual pining roadtrip aus because they boil down to “local dumbasses need to travel thousands of miles together in a cramped vehicle and needlessly share shitty motel beds in order to finally admit they’re in love with each other”
Thanos has always feared Tony. The mortal making great leaps that no one has ever done. If the mortal continues the pace he is on, he might become a hinder to his plans. He ignored his destiny once. He will not take any chances, not even for a mortal. So he sent Loki to befriend Tony, betray him, and then finally, kill him. But what Thanos didn’t count on was Loki falling in love with Tony. Loki was sure as hell he didn’t count on that part too and Tony falling with him.
And now Thanos is getting curious.
“I have given you ample time yet you still have not completed your task. Now tell me, how hard is it for a godling to kill a mortal?” He stands before Loki, measuring him with unwavering gaze.
“I assure you, oh mighty Thanos, that the mortal will die by my own hands. I only ask that you allow me the pleasure of killing him with the way I see fit,” Loki bows so that Thanos wouldn’t see the lie that is clearly visible on his face.
“Very well, godling. Dare betray me and you shall bear the consequences.”
It is a threat Loki dare not belittle. He left with no hesitations.
—————–
Tony couldn’t fucking believe it. Loki’s back on Earth. But it wasn’t the happy reunion that he had hoped for. Here he was. Standing face to face with Loki.
“Please tell me you’re going to appeal to my humanity,” the smug look Loki gave him felt.. Wrong. Disgusting. It wasn’t the same half-teasing look he was used to. This was not the Loki he fell in love with.
“Uh, actually, I’m planning to threaten you.”
Two can fucking play that game.
Loki smirked. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong! “You should’ve left your armor on for that.”
“Yeah, it’s seen a bit of mileage. You’ve got the blue stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?”
“Stalling me won’t change anything.” Loki cautioned, though it sounded far more like a boast, transferring the scepter from one hand to another with a flash of blue.
“No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You sure? I’m having one.”
“The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?”
“The Avengers.” Loki shot him a skeptical look.
“It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team, Earth’s mightiest heroes type sort of thing.” Tony shrugged as he picked up the decanter.
“Yes, I’ve met them.” Loki’s smile was as sharp as the curved blade of the scepter and his eyes were the exact same shade of blue.
“Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one. But, let’s do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend, a man with breath-taking anger management issues, a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.”
“That was a plan.” Loki drawled with a self-assured air.
“Not–“ Tony cleared his throat and disguised it by taking a sip of the drink. “Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they’ll come for you.”
“I have an army.”
“We have a Hulk.”
Loki gasp with mock surprise. “I thought the beast had wandered off.”
“You’re missing the point. There’s no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.”
The noises outside slowly faded into the background as Tony closed the distance between him and Loki with uneasy steps.
“Did you even love me?”
Tony’s voice cracked, eyes glistened with unshed tears, hands clutched tight in fists, body shivered and shook uncontrollably.
“Answer me. Please.” He remained quiet which hurt Tony even more.
Loki could feel his heart break the way Tony breaks down in front of him. He feels so disgusting for doing to Tony His resolve dissolving as he feels Tony’s body shake against him while he cries. He wants to reach out, wrap his arms around, and tell him that he still loves him. But he knows he can’t.
“No.”
Loki feels so digusted with himself for doing this to Tony. But this was the only way to protect him. He can’t run away from Thanos forever but this will buy him more time to save Tony from the Mad Titan.
Tony laughs. It sounded so empty and it breaks Loki’s heart a bit more.
“This is too much. Even for you.”
“What did you expect? I am the God of Lies!” He hissed and he grabs Tony by the neck with more force than he thought and tosses him out of the window.
He knows Tony will survive. He will. He’s seen him put on the honing bracelet.
Uh why must you hurt me like this am I not your friend.
Anyone here who wants to be tagged on that serious FrostIron prompt @fiireproof gave, which I am currently working on, tag yourselves or reblog this so I can make a list because I am forgetful af
“You don’t know him like I do,” Steve snarled at Strange with so much ferocity that can reduce a man in tears were he a lesser being.
“And you fucking do?” Strange kept his calm, resisting the urge to just trap the man in a portal and let him fall for thirty minutes.
“We are his teammates. What Tony needs is someone to keep him in line. In case you haven’t heard, he is not a team player,” Steve crossed his arms, muscles bulging.
Is he actually asserting his dominance? On me?
“Stephen—“ Tony, oh his sweet loving Tony, his voice sounded so broken. All because of this fucking piece of a science experiment.
“Correction, Captain. You were his teammates. Tony wasn’t the one who up and left the team just so he can save his best friend like a fucking knight in shining armor. Not a team player? Who was it that gave you a home? Did Tony leave your back unguarded, even if just for a second? No? I fucking think so. Do remember that you are only on the team on a probationary status,” Stephen’s voice sounded so dangerously low.
“You don’t get to order him around. Not anymore. You wouldn’t have been removed from team along with your friends and be treated as criminals if you just signed the Accords.”
“Oh and in case you haven’t heard, it’s not Tony who needs to be kept in line, Captain. It’s you. People like you are the reason why we signed the Accords. You’d know if you actually read the Accords. It’s not just about your best friend.”
“Let’s go, Tony. I know a chinese restaurant that has the best dumplings,” Stephen dragged Tony outside of the room by the hand.
“You didn’t have to do that you know,” Tony gently pulled Stephen to a stop. Hands still holding, looking anywhere but at Stephen.
As always. Worried about others instead of himself. This world does not deserve Tony Stark.
“As a matter of fact, I do. I will not let that asshole disrespect you. Never again. Not while I’m here. I’ll never leave you,” he gently tilted Tony’s face to meet him with a kiss.
“Look at me,” he whispered softly against Tony’s lip before pulling away to look at him.
Just found out that Natasha romanoff is technically in her late seventies she was born in late 1940's given a similar serum like Bucky that causes her to age really slowly like she is 26 in looks but is 78 in actual years alive like what the fuck
You didn’t know this?? Natasha is jacked up on steroids too where have u been friend
how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.
i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.
i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:
Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.
I repeated it with typing out the numbers and they all went through
Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT
“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”
*takes 2 steps towards your podium*
IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S
“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”
*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*
I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore
“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”
*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*
NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E
*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*
*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*
“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”
as a general rule. if what we’re calling ‘cultural appropriation’ sounds like nazi ideology (i.e. ‘white people should only do white people things and black people should only do black people things’) with progressive language, we are performing a very very poor application of what ‘cultural appropriation’ means. this is troublingly popular in the blogosphere right now and i think we all need to be more critical of what it is we may be saying or implying, even unintentionally.
There is nothing wrong with everyone enjoying each other’s cultures so long as those cultures have been shared.
Eating Chinese food, watching Bollywood movies, going to see Cambodian dancers, or learning to speak Korean so you can watch every K drama in existence is totally fine. The invitation to participate in those things came from within those cultures. The Mexican family that owns the place where I get fajitas wants me to eat fajitas. Their whole business model kind of depends on it, actually.
If you see something from another culture you think you might want to participate in, but you don’t know if that would be disrespectful or appropriative, you can just…ask. Like. A Jewish friend explained what a mezuzah was to me, recently. (It’s the little scroll-thing near their front doors that they touch when they come into their house. It basically means “this is a Jewish household.”)
“Oh, cool,” I said. “Can I touch it? Or is it only for Jewish people?”
“You can touch it or you can not touch it,” she said. “I don’t care.”
“Cool, I’m gonna touch it, then.”
“Cool.”
It’s not hard.
You want to twerk, twerk. I’ve never heard a black person say they didn’t think anybody else should be allowed to twerk. Just that they want us to acknowledge that they invented that shit, not Miley fucking Cyrus.
this is a good post.
Thank you, I was trying to sort this out in my head but you explained it very well.
wanda maximoff: watched her parents die from a bomb created by stark industries
tony stark: watched his parents get brutally murdered by a man standing 10 feet away from him
wanda maximoff: is pardoned for wanting revenge against tony stark for what he did
tony stark: is a villain for wanting revenge against bucky for what he did
t’challa: watched his father die by a framed bucky barnes
tony stark: watched his mother die by bucky barnes
t’challa: gets to spend the entire film genuinely trying to kill bucky for revenge
tony stark: is a villain for BLATANTLY holding back in a fight due to his reaction to watching the most disturbing and fucked up thing in his life
bucky barnes: mentally manipulated into doing tasks against his will
tony stark: mentally manipulated into doing self-destructive tasks
bucky barnes: is [rightfully] pardoned for years of being a deadly assassin
tony stark: is a villain for creating something to protect earth that eventually backfired
natasha romanova and wanda maximoff: both willingly worked for the bad guys
tony stark: was unaware that his partner and friend had been selling his weapons to the bad guys
natasha romanova and wanda maximoff: get pardoned for the blood on their hands when they join shield/the avengers
tony stark: is a villain for the weapons that obadiah sold to the bad guys despite immediately getting upset about it and confronting him about it
steve rogers: throws an entire trailer at peter without knowing if he has super strength
tony stark: says that they need to hold wanda accountable for her mistakes
steve rogers: gets praised for saying she’s “just a kid” in defending her horrendous mistakes despite her age and the destruction she caused before
tony stark: is a villain for bringing peter to “web them up” and making peter leave the battle the moment he gets hurt
wanda maximoff: never has to own up to working for hydra, manipulating every member of the avengers, or triggering the hulk into destroying a civilian city under her control, joining alongside ultron until she does one good thing, essentially being the cause of all the death and destruction in aou, and eventually not being able to control her powers in lagos that she previously had total control over, which resulted in deaths upon deaths, and also gets to watch the hulk take all the burn and blame for the city she made him destroy
tony stark: literally is held accountable for every single action made by himself along with maximoff and every other avenger, tries his hardest to work alongside ross and 117 countries that all demand superhero registration through the accords as voted for in the UN, despite knowing how much a lot of his team would reject such idea
wanda maximoff: is just a 26 year old kid!
tony stark: is a villain for trying to find a middle ground between selfish team members who refused to be held accountable for being dangerous people and the 117 countries around the world that want them to be held accountable since they’re all powerful & dangerous people (a lot of which have bad histories, see: wanda) who shouldnt be allowed to just freely use their powers when they clearly pose to be a potential threat to the public
everyone else: gets to do shit
tony stark: is a villain for doing similar shit while also being the only one who fucking cares
It has been pointed out so many times but never stop reblogging
Also:
Steve: Wants his team to not keep any secrets, is angry when they do.
Also Steve: Doesn’t tell Tony that Bucky killed his mother for an entire year.
in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words
the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.
