https://couldnt-be-gayer.tumblr.com/

pseudophan: “we have a best friends club and it’s just us” so...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:51:00 -0400

“we have a best friends club and it’s just us”

so @plastic-phantastic made this based on dan’s comment in the most recent gaming video and it inspired me to create the official dan and phil best friends club rules list

hpinfalsettoland: the-marvelous-spidey: hpinfalsettoland: Peter: big mood Steve: what does that...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:47:14 -0400

hpinfalsettoland:

the-marvelous-spidey:

hpinfalsettoland:

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!
Tony: Excuse me?
Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-
Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

skylagamingv2: mikky-valentini: alexbelvocal: last-bi-in-town:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:07:06 -0400

skylagamingv2:

mikky-valentini:

alexbelvocal:

last-bi-in-town:

I. AM. SHOOK.

🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Oh shit

OH SHIT I JUST WITNESSED A MURDER!

supremehusbands: anothermentallyillchick: supremehusbands: thecooingcat: supremehusbands: thecoo...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:05:04 -0400

supremehusbands:

anothermentallyillchick:

supremehusbands:

thecooingcat:

supremehusbands:

thecooingcat:

k-pop-queen:

thecooingcat:

k-pop-queen:

supremehusbands:

k-pop-queen:

thecooingcat:

supremehusbands:

thecooingcat:

supremehusbands:

thecooingcat:

supremehusbands:

thecooingcat:

Psa
I had a long day today and since @supremehusbands (daddy) broke me im turning in for the night.
Catnip, BELLA-TRICKS you’ll pay for this.
@i-am-too-hot @jarvis-ismy-copilot @fiireproof

Heh.

I am reporting you spring wedding or not @supremehusbands

I’d like to see you try, kitten. :)

@supremehusbands I am physically combusting now and I won’t stop you and you know that daddy but I’ll have you gasping on the floor someday if you know what I mean ;)

Whatever you say kitten

The game is on, daddy.

Oof this is so gay and I am FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW @thecooingcat @supremehusbands 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@thecooingcat it’s a game you’re gonna lose, kitten.

I bet she is @supremehusbands . How do you feel, @thecooingcat ?

Well @supremehusbands @k-pop-queen what you have to consider here is me losing, is me actually losing or is it me winning?

At this point @thecooingcat , we all win. Mostly @supremehusbands. She’s enjoying this wayyyyyy to much

She’s out to make a harem.

@k-pop-queen @thecooingcat *gasps* I am not!

L I E S

Kitten don’t call me out and be a good girl. Or I might do something.

Omg stop you two ajsbsjeb

Hmm. No.

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:00:06 -0400

astraastro:

donut-kid:

ultramochapuppies:

tracer-isms:

jaywayup:

wtfruk:

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

*smashes reblog button*

Of course!!!

I will never not reblog this

My friend is trans, And he’s like my younger brother!!!

So of course I support them!

incorrect-marvelcinematic-quotes: Howard: Gonna tell my son I love him for April Fool’s!

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:37:58 -0400

incorrect-marvelcinematic-quotes:

Howard: Gonna tell my son I love him for April Fool’s!

vexahliaderolo: i love soft mutual pining roadtrip aus because they boil down to “local dumbasses...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:37:52 -0400

vexahliaderolo:

i love soft mutual pining roadtrip aus because they boil down to “local dumbasses need to travel thousands of miles together in a cramped vehicle and needlessly share shitty motel beds in order to finally admit they’re in love with each other”

transhinsou: iwastetoomuchtimeonthissite: transhinsou: ppl calling thor a lesbian ally when...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:36:39 -0400

transhinsou:

iwastetoomuchtimeonthissite:

transhinsou:

ppl calling thor a lesbian ally when deadpool is right there ??

Deadpool is the chaotic neutral lesbian ally and Thor is the lawful good lesbian ally

you are absolutely right

I have made you a transparent Phantom.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:16:06 -0400

supremehusbands:

cloak-of-levitation-askblog:

tommyf-ingshelby:

tetraphosphate:

tommyf-ingshelby:

tetraphosphate:

tommyf-ingshelby:

tetraphosphate:

tetraphosphate:

Go now and put him in strange places.

For example:

Erik walking away from the de Chagny manor after blowing it up

Erik joins the Revolution

After being kicked out of the Opera House, Erik needed a way to earn his monthly salary of 20,000 francs so he decided to run his own Halloween store.

I made some more

WHY, DIDN’T YOU SEE THAT IT WAS AN AFRICAN FOREST?

- Gaston Leroux’s Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, chapter 23

Erik is ready for Thanos

@tommyf-ingshelby

@tetraphosphate sorry, did you say

NEW ~~CRACK~~ OTP?!

@tommyf-ingshelby
I REGRET EVERYTHING
I AM SORRY

ARE YOU THO
“Right there,
That’s the Vicont who said I was a freak!”
“Hold my Infinity Gauntlet, I’ll fuck him up for you, babe”

WHAT IS THIS SINNERY

CHRISTINE WHO?

advanced-procrastination: earlploddington: freshest-tittymilk: ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:03:03 -0400

advanced-procrastination:

earlploddington:

freshest-tittymilk:

prime89:

nightinngales:

bruh…

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

boob-a-chu: thatjedirey: altairdefiren: thatjedirey: MARK...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:14:33 -0400

boob-a-chu:

thatjedirey:

altairdefiren:

thatjedirey:

MARK HAMILL DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SEXIST BULLSHIT

She was put in the most vulnerable position, nearly naked, chained, surrounded by dangerous bounty hunters. What does she do?

Plays along, lets Jabba think he’s beaten her, and as soon as she gets her opening? She chokes him to death with the very chain he used to bind her.

Leia is an idol. Leia is a hero.

Reblogging my own post for this comment. ❤️

Yeah, the only Damsel in Distress in the middle trilogy was Han Solo.

supremehusbands: meamigos: supremehusbands: thecooingcat: supremehusbands: All right you little...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:39:23 -0400

supremehusbands:

meamigos:

supremehusbands:

thecooingcat:

supremehusbands:

All right you little shits. Here is the first part.
@thecooingcat @im-tops-bottom @fiireproof @supremebamffamily @paranormalmoonlight5 @bluebiscuitroadhands @mortallysweetcollections
My big thanks to @impossiblepersonparadise ilysm
Thanos has always feared Tony. The mortal making great leaps that no one has ever done. If the mortal continues the pace he is on, he might become a hinder to his plans. He ignored his destiny once. He will not take any chances, not even for a mortal. So he sent Loki to befriend Tony, betray him, and then finally, kill him. But what Thanos didn’t count on was Loki falling in love with Tony. Loki was sure as hell he didn’t count on that part too and Tony falling with him.
And now Thanos is getting curious.
“I have given you ample time yet you still have not completed your task. Now tell me, how hard is it for a godling to kill a mortal?” He stands before Loki, measuring him with unwavering gaze.
“I assure you, oh mighty Thanos, that the mortal will die by my own hands. I only ask that you allow me the pleasure of killing him with the way I see fit,” Loki bows so that Thanos wouldn’t see the lie that is clearly visible on his face.
“Very well, godling. Dare betray me and you shall bear the consequences.”
It is a threat Loki dare not belittle. He left with no hesitations.
—————–
Tony couldn’t fucking believe it. Loki’s back on Earth. But it wasn’t the happy reunion that he had hoped for. Here he was. Standing face to face with Loki.
“Please tell me you’re going to appeal to my humanity,” the smug look Loki gave him felt.. Wrong. Disgusting. It wasn’t the same half-teasing look he was used to. This was not the Loki he fell in love with.
“Uh, actually, I’m planning to threaten you.”
Two can fucking play that game.
Loki smirked. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong! “You should’ve left your armor on for that.”
“Yeah, it’s seen a bit of mileage. You’ve got the blue stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?”
“Stalling me won’t change anything.” Loki cautioned, though it sounded far more like a boast, transferring the scepter from one hand to another with a flash of blue.
“No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You sure? I’m having one.”
“The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?”
“The Avengers.” Loki shot him a skeptical look.
“It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team, Earth’s mightiest heroes type sort of thing.” Tony shrugged as he picked up the decanter.
“Yes, I’ve met them.” Loki’s smile was as sharp as the curved blade of the scepter and his eyes were the exact same shade of blue.
“Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one. But, let’s do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend, a man with breath-taking anger management issues, a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.”
“That was a plan.” Loki drawled with a self-assured air.
“Not–“ Tony cleared his throat and disguised it by taking a sip of the drink. “Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they’ll come for you.”
“I have an army.”
“We have a Hulk.”
Loki gasp with mock surprise. “I thought the beast had wandered off.”
“You’re missing the point. There’s no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.”
The noises outside slowly faded into the background as Tony closed the distance between him and Loki with uneasy steps.
“Did you even love me?”
Tony’s voice cracked, eyes glistened with unshed tears, hands clutched tight in fists, body shivered and shook uncontrollably.
“Answer me. Please.” He remained quiet which hurt Tony even more.
Loki could feel his heart break the way Tony breaks down in front of him. He feels so disgusting for doing to Tony His resolve dissolving as he feels Tony’s body shake against him while he cries. He wants to reach out, wrap his arms around, and tell him that he still loves him. But he knows he can’t.
“No.”
Loki feels so digusted with himself for doing this to Tony. But this was the only way to protect him. He can’t run away from Thanos forever but this will buy him more time to save Tony from the Mad Titan.
Tony laughs. It sounded so empty and it breaks Loki’s heart a bit more.
“This is too much. Even for you.”
“What did you expect? I am the God of Lies!” He hissed and he grabs Tony by the neck with more force than he thought and tosses him out of the window.
He knows Tony will survive. He will. He’s seen him put on the honing bracelet.

Uh why must you hurt me like this am I not your friend.

Of course I am. 💕💕💕

YOU’VE WOUNDED ME :(

Only wounded you— Erm, I mean, I’m uh, I’m sorry.

supremehusbands: Anyone here who wants to be tagged on that serious FrostIron prompt @fiireproof...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 07:25:34 -0400

supremehusbands:

Anyone here who wants to be tagged on that serious FrostIron prompt @fiireproof gave, which I am currently working on, tag yourselves or reblog this so I can make a list because I am forgetful af

officialfennec: the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast?...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:22:53 -0400

officialfennec:

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

sodomymcscurvylegs: unabashedlybi: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:01:19 -0400

sodomymcscurvylegs:

unabashedlybi:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

between-stars-and-waves:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ourceremonies:

lmao same

GET IT GIRL

she’s this close to licking her and biting her lip

The last time I saw THAT MUCH THIRST to get railed by Cate Blanchett on a persons face I was looking at my reflection in my television screen

XD

Foolish Heteros: Kristen Stewart never smiles

Me, a bisexual intellectual: Have u ever considered that she looks so unhappy because she surrounded by men?

LOOK AT THIS FACE

this is not the face of an unhappy woman

this is the face of a woman who is gayzing into the face of god

and wants god to sit on her face

Cinematic parallels

(Honestly same to both)

Same energy.

these are actually nice ASKs

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 06:51:36 -0400

supremehusbands:

mutualirwin:

cartiercalum:

calhood5sos:

roseyygf:

1. selfie

2. what would you name your future kids?

3. do you miss anyone?

4. what are you looking forward to?

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

7. what was your life like last year?

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

9. who did you last see in person?

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

11. are you listening to music right now?

12. what is something you want right now?

13. how do you feel right now?

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

15. personality description

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

17. opinion on insecurities.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

19. have you ever been to New York?

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

21. age and birthday?

22. description of crush.

23. fear(s)

24. height

25. role model

26. idol(s)

27. things i hate

28. i’ll love you if…

29. favourite film(s)

30. favourite tv show(s)

31. 3 random facts

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

33. something you want to learn

34. most embarrassing moment

35. favourite subject

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

37. favourite actor/actress

38. favourite comedian(s)

39. favourite sport(s)

40. favourite memory

41. relationship status

42. favourite book(s)

43. favourite song ever

44. age you get mistaken for

45. how you found out about your idol

46. what my last text message says

47. turn ons

48. turn offs

49. where i want to be right now

50. favourite picture of your idol

51. starsign

52. something i’m talented at

53. 5 things that make me happy

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

55. tumblr friends

56. favourite food(s)

57. favourite animal(s)

58. description of my best friend

59. why i joined tumblr

60. ask me anything you want

My inbox is dry af so ask away 👏🏼

same ^^^

y'all should do it

supremehusbands: maryxglz: Happy #ThorsDay! It’s Friday here...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 06:47:48 -0400

supremehusbands:

maryxglz:

Happy #ThorsDay!

It’s Friday here but what the hell

supremehusbands: not Steve Rogers friendly“You don’t know him like I do,” Steve snarled at Strange...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 16:06:27 -0400

supremehusbands:

not Steve Rogers friendly
“You don’t know him like I do,” Steve snarled at Strange with so much ferocity that can reduce a man in tears were he a lesser being.
“And you fucking do?” Strange kept his calm, resisting the urge to just trap the man in a portal and let him fall for thirty minutes.
“We are his teammates. What Tony needs is someone to keep him in line. In case you haven’t heard, he is not a team player,” Steve crossed his arms, muscles bulging.
Is he actually asserting his dominance? On me?
“Stephen—“ Tony, oh his sweet loving Tony, his voice sounded so broken. All because of this fucking piece of a science experiment.
“Correction, Captain. You were his teammates. Tony wasn’t the one who up and left the team just so he can save his best friend like a fucking knight in shining armor. Not a team player? Who was it that gave you a home? Did Tony leave your back unguarded, even if just for a second? No? I fucking think so. Do remember that you are only on the team on a probationary status,” Stephen’s voice sounded so dangerously low.
“You don’t get to order him around. Not anymore. You wouldn’t have been removed from team along with your friends and be treated as criminals if you just signed the Accords.”
“Oh and in case you haven’t heard, it’s not Tony who needs to be kept in line, Captain. It’s you. People like you are the reason why we signed the Accords. You’d know if you actually read the Accords. It’s not just about your best friend.”
“Let’s go, Tony. I know a chinese restaurant that has the best dumplings,” Stephen dragged Tony outside of the room by the hand.
“You didn’t have to do that you know,” Tony gently pulled Stephen to a stop. Hands still holding, looking anywhere but at Stephen.
As always. Worried about others instead of himself. This world does not deserve Tony Stark.
“As a matter of fact, I do. I will not let that asshole disrespect you. Never again. Not while I’m here. I’ll never leave you,” he gently tilted Tony’s face to meet him with a kiss.
“Look at me,” he whispered softly against Tony’s lip before pulling away to look at him.
“I promise.”
—————-
~~gah idk what the fuck this is~~

gryphll: incaseyouart: When plants attack! This is a...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 16:43:47 -0400

gryphll:

incaseyouart:

When plants attack!
This is a long-awaited collab between @gryphll and myself!! We’ve been trying to put something together for like a year now, and I’m so glad we finally did ^_^
twitter | redbubble | youtube | instagram | tictail shop | ko-fi
Please reblog, don’t repost, thank you! <3

a plant comic…this is truly an Alana/Vic collab :’)

Just found out that Natasha romanoff is technically in her late seventies she was born in late 1940's given a similar serum like Bucky that causes her to age really slowly like she is 26 in looks but is 78 in actual years alive like what the fuck

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 16:38:44 -0400

You didn’t know this?? Natasha is jacked up on steroids too where have u been friend

https://couldnt-be-gayer.tumblr.com/

pseudophan: “we have a best friends club and it’s just us” so...

hpinfalsettoland: the-marvelous-spidey: hpinfalsettoland: Peter: big mood Steve: what does that...

skylagamingv2: mikky-valentini: alexbelvocal: last-bi-in-town:...

supremehusbands: anothermentallyillchick: supremehusbands: thecooingcat: supremehusbands: thecoo...

Psa

L I E S

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

incorrect-marvelcinematic-quotes: Howard: Gonna tell my son I love him for April Fool’s!

vexahliaderolo: i love soft mutual pining roadtrip aus because they boil down to “local dumbasses...

transhinsou: iwastetoomuchtimeonthissite: transhinsou: ppl calling thor a lesbian ally when...

I have made you a transparent Phantom.

NEW CRACK OTP?!

WHAT IS THIS SINNERY

CHRISTINE WHO?

advanced-procrastination: earlploddington: freshest-tittymilk: ...

SHUT UP.

boob-a-chu: thatjedirey: altairdefiren: thatjedirey: MARK...

supremehusbands: meamigos: supremehusbands: thecooingcat: supremehusbands: All right you little...

All right you little shits. Here is the first part.

supremehusbands: Anyone here who wants to be tagged on that serious FrostIron prompt @fiireproof...

Anyone here who wants to be tagged on that serious FrostIron prompt @fiireproof gave, which I am currently working on, tag yourselves or reblog this so I can make a list because I am forgetful af

officialfennec: the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast?...

sodomymcscurvylegs: unabashedlybi: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ...

these are actually nice ASKs

supremehusbands: maryxglz: Happy #ThorsDay! It’s Friday here...

supremehusbands: not Steve Rogers friendly“You don’t know him like I do,” Steve snarled at Strange...

not Steve Rogers friendly

gryphll: incaseyouart: When plants attack! This is a...

Just found out that Natasha romanoff is technically in her late seventies she was born in late 1940's given a similar serum like Bucky that causes her to age really slowly like she is 26 in looks but is 78 in actual years alive like what the fuck